Let the ground swallow me up

Discussion in 'You couldn't make it up!' started by Newshound, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. Newshound

    Newshound Member

    One embarrassing moment for me was when the husband of a very regular customer came in to buy some wild bird seed. She was one of those memorable customers who you see on a regular basis, some three times a week, and we always had a quick chat before she went on her way.
    I had not seen her for a few weeks, which was very unusual, so I naturally inquired after her – only to be told that she had run away with another man, walking out on 45 years of marriage. If the ground could open up and swallow me, please let it do so now!

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