Food for Lucy

Discussion in 'You couldn't make it up!' started by Newshound, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. Newshound

    Newshound Member

    “I have been sent in to get the dog food by the wife.”
    Words I dread.
    “What food is it sir?”
    “No idea but the dog’s name is Lucy.”
    “So it’s food for Lucy then?”
    “Yes, a bag of that please.”

    And still on the subject of dogs...
    “I need to buy a harness for my dog.
    It’s either 30cm or 30 inches.”
    Not a lot you can say there!

Share This Page