As a sideline to pets, we sell a few sweets for humans and from time to time we overstock and some lines get close to their sell-by date so when that happens it’s bargain time for the customer. Either that or I eat the lot! We currently have Kitkat and Aero with near dates so it is 54p, buy one get one free. One of the school children eyed up this deal and asked the price of two Kitkats. “54p,” I answered. He then asked how much for a Kitkat and an Aero. “54p,” I answered. “I will have one Kitkat only please,” he said. “54p,” I answered!