From the Shopfront 20 May 2010
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A customer asks for a six-pack of Pedigree Senior tins, which I duly get from the shelf. “Oh dear,” says the customer. “Haven’t you got one with a happier picture of a dog on it? That one looks sad.” So there we are Mr Pedigree, your senior dog is too sad, get a happy one.
One of my younger customers comes in with her mother and announces that her recently-acquired hamster was born on February 3. “How do you know that?” I ask. “Easy,” she answers. “You told us it was born in February so I put the hamster on top of a calendar opened on February and let it choose its own birthday by waiting for it to poo. Where it pooed was its birthday.” Simple logic I thought.
One of my younger customers comes in with her mother and announces that her recently-acquired hamster was born on February 3. “How do you know that?” I ask. “Easy,” she answers. “You told us it was born in February so I put the hamster on top of a calendar opened on February and let it choose its own birthday by waiting for it to poo. Where it pooed was its birthday.” Simple logic I thought.
By:
Newshound
Date/time :
20/05/2010
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